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'She's so put together!'

A little bird told me...

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Tom Hanks

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Hollywood Breakup

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

JET (Part I)

1,572 Performances.

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

'Do you want toast with that?'

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'Household water use'

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

'Today on wall street, a rumor led to a rumor which raised fears of insider rumor-mongering.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

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