Morning Gossip Enthusiast Gifts

'It says here that men who make love twice a week live 12 years longer than men who are celibate...'

'She's so put together!'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

A little bird told me...

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Tom Hanks

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

1,572 Performances.

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

Hollywood Breakup

JET (Part I)

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

Larry King

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

'Do you want toast with that?'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'Household water use'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'Today on wall street, a rumor led to a rumor which raised fears of insider rumor-mongering.'

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."