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'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

Gestalt Therapy: The first layer of neurosis is the game playing or phony layer, the second is the phobic or dissatisfaction with self layer,third is impasse,forth is the implosive layer and fifth is where the neurotic finally releases pent up feelings.

Id, Ego, Superego.

'I know exactly how you feel!'

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

When association-based memory techniques fail.

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

'Lets talk about this rampant egotism of yours.'

'Your genes got you into this, but frankly I don't know if they can get you out of it.'

People work perfectly

Inspired

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

"It's Jung out there, son"

"Do dreams during naps count?"

Innovative

"I've got some abandonment issues doc. . ."

'Tell me your name and I'll tell you who you are!'

Motorway of the Self

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

'It all started when my train of thought was deregulated....'

"Of course I'm conflicted. You tell me to write down my intimate thoughts and my lawyers advise me not to!"

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

Unguided imagery

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

X-ray Psychology.

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned: