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Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Thinking Gears

The Map of the human brain

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Innovative

"The overthinker"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Id/Ego/Superego.

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

London map drawn from memory.

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

Motorway of the Self

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

"What are we watching? I don't know. Some show on short attention spans."

Brain Bomb Detector

Iraq and the road ahead...

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

"… and a big shout-out to my hippocampus, without which I wouldn’t be standing here saying words."

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

Gestalt Therapy: The first layer of neurosis is the game playing or phony layer, the second is the phobic or dissatisfaction with self layer,third is impasse,forth is the implosive layer and fifth is where the neurotic finally releases pent up feelings.

Maps of the Human Genome

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

"Those are my medals in mental gymnastics."