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"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

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Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Id/Ego/Superego.

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

Confirmation Bias

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

Jacques Lacan

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

Psychiatrist's diplomas: Guessing and Wishful Thinking.

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)