Life Modeling Pillows

"Your doodling is getting out of hand."

"Young Frankenstein"

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

The Style of Elements

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Piracy on a boating lake

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Alien Beauty Magazine

'Are you done yet?'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

That every day look.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Mammoth Posing

"Everyone was impressed by how Dave's date looked like she stepped right out of a magazine."

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Girl's weight issues.

"Fashion Week"

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."