Hobby Modeling Pillows

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

Best. Grandpa. Ever.

"Young Frankenstein"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Television Readers.

Piracy on a boating lake

Audio Books

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Eldrow

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Hole in one!!!!'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

A trevor of trainspotters

"Getting the hang of it?"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Model Building

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

"Labradoodle"

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."