Model Kit Hobbyist Pillows

"By some blunder the box contained not a model XR500 bomber, but the real thing"

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Desk shaped like an office block.

Model Building

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

Toys - Business Model.

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

"I told you it was a bad idea to buy a car online!"

Chattanooga choo choo

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'This is only 1:100 in scale to what I plan.'

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Pinocchio's pinewood derby car won by a nose.

Reduced for Quick Sale.

"This town ain't big enough."

Replica Battle Set - Pub Fight Figures

Model Shop

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

'I've had to put a major infrastructure project on hold.'

'Model Aircraft.'

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

"Now whose arms are tiny and useless?"

"I built a model of Mount Everest."

Build up a lawyer

'No offense, but I think I'd like to start shooting some full-scale models.'

Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

New Football Strips (For Table Football)

'I always look forward to these miniature village outings.'