Hobby Modeling Gifts

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

Best. Grandpa. Ever.

"Young Frankenstein"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Television Readers.

Piracy on a boating lake

Audio Books

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

A trevor of trainspotters

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Model Building

"Labradoodle"

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.