Life Drawing Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Please, when I pose, I prefer 'nude mole rat.'"

Beginner's Life Classes (painting by numbers).

'That's right, Mr. Thomas, a bowl of cherries, we don't do nudes.'

'You're supposed to draw something.'

'There's a bit of Rubens in Victor.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Turtle nude painting.

". . . Yes, I know I'm an awful artist. But, it's a great excuse to look at naked women!"

"I've tried seated and crouching but you really can't beat a sleeping nude."

My First Camera

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

'Cartoonist thinking'

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

A stick figure evolving into a more realistic-looking man

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

'Do you know any other poses?'

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

'...Because its easy to draw.'

Etch-a-sketch artist.

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

Life drawing class.

Gustave Dore...makes a quick sketch.

Cartooning

"Your doodling is getting out of hand."

Amateur and Professional Doodles

Lady Sketching

"Could you keep still?"

The cartoonists with a giant Pencil

"The last thing we want is a psychopathic leader with nuclear weapons capability!"