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'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

"Well, usually when the model dies the life drawing class is over."

My First Camera

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Caricatures $20"

Patents office.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

A Christmas tree self portrait

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Pencil sharpeners in hell

Eugene Delacroix

Two New Paintbrushes

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

Turtle nude painting.

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

'That's right, Mr. Thomas, a bowl of cherries, we don't do nudes.'

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

Clark Gable.

'Do you know any other poses?'

Artist painting a dancer.

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

A stick figure evolving into a more realistic-looking man

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

"Bad drawing."

"I've tried seated and crouching but you really can't beat a sleeping nude."

"You paid 1000 words for this picture!?"

Life drawing class.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

Amateur and Professional Doodles

101 ideas for blotting pad doodles