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'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

"Meet the scribe"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Where Indian ink came from.

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"It's a play on words."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Eldrow

"Bed Spread"

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

Thesaurus Publishing: Out, Not here, Gone, Absent.

'Spell checker!'

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

"I've just invented the question mark."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Roget's Pet

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Wordplay: Export.

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

Sign Reform

Well la de da. . .

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'