Lexicography Prints

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

"Meet the scribe"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Where Indian ink came from.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"It's a play on words."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Bed Spread"

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Thesaurus Publishing: Out, Not here, Gone, Absent.

'Spell checker!'

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

"I've just invented the question mark."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Wordplay: Export.

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Roget's Pet

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

Well la de da. . .

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Dip Pen

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.