Lettuce Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't know what happened to the prize lettuces this year.'

Lettuce referendum: "I voted romaine."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Pea

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

'Needs more kale.'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Grocery Shopping

'Not here, Fred.'

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Man on Stilts in a Market

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Forbidden Vegetable

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

The Perfect Garden.

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

Hydroponic Gardening