Letter To Santa Writer Gifts

Santa Claus's Mail

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

"Take a letter, any letter"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

Reading the love-letter

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

"She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop." "That's just like your mother."

Quill

"That angry letter I wrote to the editor came back. She corrected my grammar."

''Return to Sender'...? Dang! - I brought the wrong ENVELOPE!'

"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"

"He thinks it's important to communicate with his plants."

'It's very public-spirited to write your congressman, Millard, but Joe McCarthy has been dead for years!'

'Not more junk mail!'

Petr Yakovlevich Chaadayev

Penfriend

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"

"Hey, got your message. Just wanted to let you know you spelled 'desperately' wrong."

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'

"That's not an email, so you don't have to worry about it containing a virus. It's a birthday card from Nana."