Modern-day Letter Writer Gifts

Email in a bottle.

Santa Claus's Mail

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Letter writing lady.

A stylized man in pyjamas

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

'It's for you.'

"How many letters can you read?"

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am 62 years old and was fired from my job of 22 years just before xmas 2010. What should I do? Sincerely, Irene. Attack! Stop! Enough, Sadie. Haven't you been listening? The mean-spirited, virulent partisanship of talk show hosts must end. People were hurt and some died. Aren't you the ultimate partisan, you coot? That's different lady! Fasten your seatbelts.

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

Reading the love-letter

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Mail and Femail restrooms for envelopes.

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

"Take a letter, any letter"

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

''Return to Sender'...? Dang! - I brought the wrong ENVELOPE!'

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, when are you going to spend a few bucks and get a read hairdo? That sorry hairdo you sport makes you look like an exotic parrot. You look like you should be sitting on a pirate's shoulder. - Redheadboy. My initial response might sound like a non sequitor: During the Hoover years, I dated someone in the FBI. I've continued my ties with the agency. I mentioned this insulting @#$% letter to my contact there and: What do you know?! He was