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"Next round's on me, boyos!"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Football Chameleon

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Crocodile

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Reindeer

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

"You've got a friend in me."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"Their kids will be begging for it."

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

Unicorn Joust

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

Great Moment in North Pole History

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

'Whats your poison.'

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

"Other snakes! Really? I'm supposed to be eating other snakes! So, we're basically cannibals?"