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'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

Fresh Blood In Politics

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

A full moon

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

'Dracula's First Day of School.'

Can't Count Dracula

"Why are you always the last one in the office? You never go home before it's dark."

Mermaids

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

Blarney Stone Romance

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'

Nosferatu-D2

Vampire Weekday

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

'You really should Floss.'

'What do you want to drink?' - 'Bloody Mary.'

With one sentence, Harold destroys the leprechaun's reason for being...

'Not more bloody holiday brochures.'

'The lemon ice cream is delicious. What about yours?'