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Luck of the IRS.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

Fresh Blood In Politics

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

A full moon

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

Can't Count Dracula

'Dracula's First Day of School.'

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'

Mermaids

"Why are you always the last one in the office? You never go home before it's dark."

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

Nosferatu-D2

Vampire Weekday

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

Blarney Stone Romance

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

'You really should Floss.'

"That's me Uncle Magee. He's half Irish, half scotch."

'What do you want to drink?' - 'Bloody Mary.'

"O'Toole, I've been drinking GREEN beer all day, and now I've magically turned it back to YELLOW!"

'The lemon ice cream is delicious. What about yours?'