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"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Football Chameleon

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Crocodile

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Snake Eyes

Danth battle?

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"You've got a friend in me."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'