Leprechaun Enthusiasts Prints

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Football Chameleon

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Crocodile

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

Snake Eyes

Danth battle?

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

"You've got a friend in me."

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

"He gives me the creeps. I Think it's love."

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."