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With one sentence, Harold destroys the leprechaun's reason for being...

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Chameleon and TV

"I've downsized."

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

Two parent snakes measuring the growth pattern of their young one across the wall.

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

The Annual Gathering of the Chameleons

'Sid slithers to a different drummer.'

'How many times have we got to watch a turtle laying eggs?'

'I fell off my stool...'

"...and the cast should come off in four to six weeks."

Busking Elephant

"Typical, you knew my mother was coming today, so you had to have a big meal to be torpid for a few days!"

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"