Leprechaun Admirers Gifts

With one sentence, Harold destroys the leprechaun's reason for being...

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Turtle Trailer Court

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

Chameleon and TV

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

"I've downsized."

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

Two parent snakes measuring the growth pattern of their young one across the wall.

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk

Luck of the IRS.

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

The Annual Gathering of the Chameleons

'Sid slithers to a different drummer.'

"Typical, you knew my mother was coming today, so you had to have a big meal to be torpid for a few days!"

'How many times have we got to watch a turtle laying eggs?'

'I fell off my stool...'

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

Busking Elephant