Leprechaun Aficionado Gifts

Blarney Stone Romance

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"I think we may be related!"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

A day at the transgenic races

Koala

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Bears going water skiing.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'I found him on the internet.'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'