Leprechaun Aficionado Gifts

Blarney Stone Romance

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

A day at the transgenic races

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Bears going water skiing.

Koala

"I think we may be related!"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'I found him on the internet.'

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."