Leprechaun Lover Gifts

'Paddy, you have to see this...'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Football Chameleon

Crocodile

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

"You've got a friend in me."

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'My final offer.'

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"Stop playing with your food!"

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'Whats your poison.'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

'Just Remember, Darling, you're eating for 60 now.'

'Better watch out for him...he's a real charmer.'

"Other snakes! Really? I'm supposed to be eating other snakes! So, we're basically cannibals?"

"Hey! Green eyes!"

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

"Danger Noodle hath eat-fatht-room-for-dethert thuper powerth!"