Leprechaun Lover Gifts

"That's me Uncle Magee. He's half Irish, half scotch."

"O'Toole, I've been drinking GREEN beer all day, and now I've magically turned it back to YELLOW!"

'Paddy, you have to see this...'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Football Chameleon

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Crocodile

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"You've got a friend in me."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'I told you it would fit.'

'My final offer.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"Stop playing with your food!"

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

'Whats your poison.'

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

"Happy Ea-sss-ter."

Eating the Evidence

"Other snakes! Really? I'm supposed to be eating other snakes! So, we're basically cannibals?"

"You see Darling, since we can change our complexion at will, we don't need make-up..."

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."