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"We were all about green jobs before it was fashionable."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Football Chameleon

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Save the unicorn.

Unicorn Working From Home

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Crocodile

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"You've got a friend in me."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

Fairy Vet

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Their kids will be begging for it."

Centaur falls in love.

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

Unicorn Joust

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

'Whats your poison.'

"Something nocturnal."

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

"Bad news, the unicorns jumped out of the ark when they knew they were going to share their cabin with us."

"Other snakes! Really? I'm supposed to be eating other snakes! So, we're basically cannibals?"