Proud Leprechaun Fan T-Shirts

"We were all about green jobs before it was fashionable."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Football Chameleon

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Save the unicorn.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

Crocodile

Unicorn Working From Home

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

Fairy Vet

"You've got a friend in me."

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Unicorn Joust

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

Centaur falls in love.

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Their kids will be begging for it."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

'Whats your poison.'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

"Bad news, the unicorns jumped out of the ark when they knew they were going to share their cabin with us."

"Something nocturnal."

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

"Other snakes! Really? I'm supposed to be eating other snakes! So, we're basically cannibals?"

"Happy Ea-sss-ter."