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Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Football Chameleon

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Crocodile

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Snake Eyes

Danth battle?

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"You've got a friend in me."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

Casting in the swamp.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'