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'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Pass the SPF 20,000

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

"I said I'll be glad when we get to the zoo."

Blarney Stone Romance

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

'We're looking for someone who can think on their feet.'

"Ugh...I hate tailgators."

"O+ Harvest of ;92."

'There's another solicitor here. Do you wanna' handle this one?'

Reptilian trauma.

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

The Werewolf planner

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

"Tell me again why we couldn't get an Easter bunny."

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

'Remember that starting with the end in mind limits any room for creativity and emegence.'

'How could cute hurt so much?'

"Next round's on me, boyos!"

"Way to go, son."