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Happy St. Patrick's Day

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

Pass the SPF 20,000

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

Luck of the IRS.

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

Blarney Stone Romance

"O+ Harvest of ;92."

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

"Tell me again why we couldn't get an Easter bunny."

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

"I said I'll be glad when we get to the zoo."

'There's another solicitor here. Do you wanna' handle this one?'

Reptilian trauma.

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

'We're looking for someone who can think on their feet.'

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

"Ugh...I hate tailgators."

The Werewolf planner

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

"That's me Uncle Magee. He's half Irish, half scotch."

'Remember that starting with the end in mind limits any room for creativity and emegence.'

I'm having such a bad horn day! Oh, and there's Brad! He'll never ask me to the dance looking like this! Why, I'll bet he doesn't even know I exist!

"Next round's on me, boyos!"

"Way to go, son."