Leprechaun Lovers Pillows

When Irish eyes are smiling.

"Next round's on me, boyos!"

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Football Chameleon

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Crocodile

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Reindeer

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"You've got a friend in me."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Great Moment in North Pole History

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"Their kids will be begging for it."

Unicorn Joust

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

'Whats your poison.'

'We really must do something about that pet door.'