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"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Which one is yours?"

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"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'Sheep striptease'.

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

A were-cow.

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

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Luck of the IRS.

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."

"It's the same old story, a few rotten werewolves and we all get a bad name. Go on, throw the ball.."

"Sorry I pounced on you like that in front of the board, Tom."

"O+ Harvest of ;92."

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

"I said I'll be glad when we get to the zoo."

"Have you considered working the lunch shift?"

"It's okay. When the moon is full, the only thing I'm slashing are the prices."

"What the hell was in that?!"

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

"Ooh, how nice! John and Marth are throwing a Come-as-you-are party!"

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'We're looking for someone who can think on their feet.'

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