Leprechaun Aficionados Pillows

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

Two parent snakes measuring the growth pattern of their young one across the wall.

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

Corn Lizard

Pass the SPF 20,000

Snake Blogging

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"Tell me again why we couldn't get an Easter bunny."

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

Blarney Stone Romance

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..."

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

"Ugh...I hate tailgators."

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

'Remember that starting with the end in mind limits any room for creativity and emegence.'

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

With one sentence, Harold destroys the leprechaun's reason for being...

Person who doesn't eat much blown away in the wind.