Leprechaun Aficionados Mugs

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

Corn Lizard

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Pass the SPF 20,000

Two parent snakes measuring the growth pattern of their young one across the wall.

Luck of the IRS.

Snake Blogging

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

"Ugh...I hate tailgators."

"Tell me again why we couldn't get an Easter bunny."

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..."

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

Blarney Stone Romance

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

"That's me Uncle Magee. He's half Irish, half scotch."

'Remember that starting with the end in mind limits any room for creativity and emegence.'

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

"O'Toole, I've been drinking GREEN beer all day, and now I've magically turned it back to YELLOW!"