Leprechaun Fan Mugs

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'I'm leaving you. Not only is the grass greener, but everything else is, too.'

I'm having such a bad horn day! Oh, and there's Brad! He'll never ask me to the dance looking like this! Why, I'll bet he doesn't even know I exist!

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Which one is yours?"

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

A were-cow.

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

'I'm not hibernating there again - I got the heebie-jeebies being around so many snakes!'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."

'This is my new carbon fibre shell: Ten times as strong, fifty times as light...'

"It's okay. When the moon is full, the only thing I'm slashing are the prices."

"Have you considered working the lunch shift?"

"What the hell was in that?!"

"Now we'll be able to understand political debates."

The Wolfman's Brother

"Sorry I pounced on you like that in front of the board, Tom."