Lemming Myth Debunker Gifts

'Hang on a minute - are you sure we're lemmings?'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

"...it was believed that anyone who displeased it would meet with a terrible fate, which of course is complete nonsen..."

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

The Lemmings of Montauk

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

"You got 50% and 45% for accuracy!" "That's over 100%...Yes!"

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

Lemming meringue pie.

Tall stories

"I don’t care what you read on social media, I cannot prescribe chocolate mini eggs to help with your weight loss!"

"Say, Buddy. . . do you pick-ups as well?"

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

True biblical stories.

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

'I did create man in my image, but man evolved.'

The real costs of alternative facts!!

Do you realise the gravity of this situation?

'So you've forgotten something - it happens to us all...'

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

"Where on earth did you read that alcohol is good for you?"

'Don't distract me now: I have only a few seconds to text myself a reminder before I forget...'

"Of course, the whole lemming suicides thing is a myth ? the reason for these deaths is that mass migrations can last many months and lemmings become too tired to avoid cliff edges. Except Derek, but he always was a miserable bastard."

"I'm just worried that I've let myself become a follower."

Entrance Exam for the Mildred School of Medicine

The mystery of the Stonehenge bluestones