Lemming Leader Gifts

"Stop teasing the lemmings, dear."

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

New music conference

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

Robert Drake

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

After finishing his two year residency at Drai's Beach club, in Las Vegas, D.J. Pauly D decides to return to his first love theatre.

Club DJ.

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

'Think of it as a buyout package, Bob...without the 'buy' and just the 'out'!'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

Alpine Pipe

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

Lemming meringue pie.

"His last words were 'Yodel-ay-he-hoo.'"

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

Goldie.

Diplo

'I need a new challenge...'

'Hang on a minute - are you sure we're lemmings?'

Rebel MC vs. Rebel QC

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

John Peel

Space DJ.

2 Live J. Crew

Learn to Laugh at Yourself

'Well, you'll just have to CONTROL your urge to yodel!'

Private View.