Lemming Leader Gifts

"Stop teasing the lemmings, dear."

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

New music conference

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Club DJ.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

'Think of it as a buyout package, Bob...without the 'buy' and just the 'out'!'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

Alpine Pipe

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

Lemming meringue pie.

Diplo

"His last words were 'Yodel-ay-he-hoo.'"

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

'I need a new challenge...'

Goldie.

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

'Hang on a minute - are you sure we're lemmings?'

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

John Peel

Space DJ.

'Well, you'll just have to CONTROL your urge to yodel!'

Private View.

Learn to Laugh at Yourself

2 Live J. Crew

"It's that scratch music."