Lemming Lore Lover Gifts

Lemming Holidays: Closed due to Family Bereavement

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"I stand corrected..."

A full moon

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

Lemming meringue pie.

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

Mermaids

'Size matters!'

'You're radiating negative energy.'

Brunhilde in a ring of fire

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

Puppet holding cross at Vampire Puppet

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

Friendly Troll.

"Not to lecture, but the skull of your fallen enemy is reusable and much less wasteful."

Davey Crockett passed his bar exam.

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

"I'd like something smaller – something with fewer walls to defend."