Lemming Myth Debunker Pillows

'Hang on a minute - are you sure we're lemmings?'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

The Lemmings of Montauk

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

"You got 50% and 45% for accuracy!" "That's over 100%...Yes!"

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

Lemming meringue pie.

"Say, Buddy. . . do you pick-ups as well?"

Tall stories

"I don’t care what you read on social media, I cannot prescribe chocolate mini eggs to help with your weight loss!"

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

True biblical stories.

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

'I did create man in my image, but man evolved.'

Do you realise the gravity of this situation?

The real costs of alternative facts!!

'So you've forgotten something - it happens to us all...'

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

'Don't distract me now: I have only a few seconds to text myself a reminder before I forget...'

"Where on earth did you read that alcohol is good for you?"

"I'm just worried that I've let myself become a follower."

"Of course, the whole lemming suicides thing is a myth ? the reason for these deaths is that mass migrations can last many months and lemmings become too tired to avoid cliff edges. Except Derek, but he always was a miserable bastard."

Entrance Exam for the Mildred School of Medicine

"You know humans eat eight of us in their sleep every year."

The mystery of the Stonehenge bluestones