Lemming Lovers Pillows

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

'...I know we're lemmings, but could you just let me go to the bathroom once by myself?'

"That'll be five bucks."

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Romeo and Julietta'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Heart is sewn back together.

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

Happy Valentine!

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

'Be my Valentine?'

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

Shear Love.

'How much for NO stems?'

Lemming meringue pie.