E.d.m. Lovers Pillows

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Pirate

"That'll be five bucks."

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'Romeo and Julietta'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Harriet Walter

cuPad

Medieval headlines.

"Spaghetti Rave"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Heart is sewn back together.

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

'Be my Valentine?'

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

Shear Love.

'How much for NO stems?'

"This new guy's really good!"

'Let's get married,Miss Jones and have 2.8 kids!'

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'For those who the internet hath brought together, let no man put asunder...'

Computer dating.