Leisure Opportunist Gifts

Seminar. Earn money in your leisure time. Is nothing sacred anymore?

On holiday.

Golfing Boss

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'Now here's a place I like!'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'Fine. And you?'

Gone Bookkeepin'

Happy Retirement

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'Fellas, I have a bit of an emergency! My wife is in labor! Mind if we play through?'

"Streaming"

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

Business Books: How to profit from authoritarianism.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

Feathered frenzy

"Brian's always had a good nose for business."

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

Man selling dirt and mud.

'Howard's idea of the adventurous life is eating trail mix while watching the Discovery Channel.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Wonder what the shareholders are doing today...

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!