Leisure Opportunist Mugs

On holiday.

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Golfing Boss

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'Now here's a place I like!'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

'Fine. And you?'

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

Happy Retirement

"Streaming"

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

Business Books: How to profit from authoritarianism.

Feathered frenzy

"Brian's always had a good nose for business."

Man selling dirt and mud.

Wonder what the shareholders are doing today...

'Howard's idea of the adventurous life is eating trail mix while watching the Discovery Channel.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'