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Aeroplane Seats

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Absolutely not!"

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

After deliberating on the topic for weeks, I've decided to grow out my toenails. Why? My mane of hair is lustrous and thick. My musk is overpowering. My muscles, toned. Primal. Sinewy. My chest hair is coifed and glistening. But I can't rest on my laurels. The only way to maximize my animal magnetism at this point is to grow talons. I'm a victim of my success. And here I was worried about world peace.

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

Time to trim the eyebrows!

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

The wool club for mammoths.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

'I just got so fed up with bumping into things all the time that I cut my fringe...'

Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit.

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

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“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

Lion with hair straighteners.