Legroom Lover Mugs

Aeroplane Seats

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Absolutely not!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

The wool club for mammoths.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

Time to trim the eyebrows!

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

'I just got so fed up with bumping into things all the time that I cut my fringe...'

Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit.

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

Lion with hair straighteners.