Legalese Lover Pillows

'Yes, I technically did give illegal orders, but I naturally expected that the integrity of my subordinates would prevent their being carried out.'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"It's a standard pre-pickup-line agreement."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Horn of Leftovers

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Dragon and Dragoff

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'The knights are drawing closer'

'I don't have enough money for a tip, but feel free to eat the leftovers!'

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

"Not that kind of hare, Rapunzel!"

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

It was a match made in heaven.

'You have the right to remain silent and to the counsel of a motivational speaker.'

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."