Legalese Aficionado Pillows

"Can you have another look at this? There's still a few sentences people might understand..."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Snowman Football Fan.

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"Whatta you mean 'minor script changes?' It's supposed to be a western."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Carpe diem

Mother comments on son's slender figure and a stout uncle tells her that he was the same build at eighteen.

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"It's the racket season again!"