Legal Romantics Pillows

Lawyers in love.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Right click for yes...

Scientists are sexy

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

It's the thought that counts!

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

William Wordsworth

Kissing on the golf course

Strategies that will always work

Lovers dressed as pears

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

Henry, sire, do you think having you're wife's name tattooed on your chest is a good idea?

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

Renaissace Music Lovers

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

"This could be the start of something big."

Captain Ahab receives a Dick pic

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"