Legal Romantics Gifts

Lawyers in love.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Right click for yes...

Scientists are sexy

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

Cupid paints Stop sign

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

It's the thought that counts!

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

William Wordsworth

'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

Kissing on the golf course

Strategies that will always work

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

Renaissace Music Lovers

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

Henry, sire, do you think having you're wife's name tattooed on your chest is a good idea?

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

Lovers dressed as pears

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

Captain Ahab receives a Dick pic

"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"