Legal Linguists Gifts

On second thought, your honor

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

Truth

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

Statue of Security

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

Lady Justice.

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

Antonin Scalia

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

Henceforth including, but expressly not limited to love and honor and cherish and ... These vows are light on romance, but they're iron-clad legally!

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"It says here an increasing number of Brits blog and tweet in Afrikaans. Why?"

"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Museum of Natural Cliches

The hour of justice

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'

Lawyer sees street sign: Parallel Paralegal Parking.

Upholding the Law

Supreme Liberty Court

Tweed makes a Mockery of the Supreme Court

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

Clarence Thomas