Legal Linguists Mugs

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Truth

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

Statue of Security

Lady Justice.

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

The hour of justice

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

Museum of Natural Cliches

Antonin Scalia

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'

Lawyer sees street sign: Parallel Paralegal Parking.

Upholding the Law

Tweed makes a Mockery of the Supreme Court

'Well, son, the justice system depends on finding 12 people who are smart and impartial enough to judge the accused intelligently without malice or favor.'

Supreme Liberty Court

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

Clarence Thomas