Legal Lingo Enthusiasts Gifts

Looking for a gift for a legal language lover? Our collection celebrates legal jargon and courtroom humor with witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that will make any law aficionado smile and feel appreciated.

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'When the judge gave me a suspended sentence, I thought he meant...'

'When the judge gave me a suspended sentence, I thought he meant...' mockup

'When the judge gave me a suspended sentence, I thought he meant...'

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Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!' mockup

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

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"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor." mockup

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

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'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.' mockup

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

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'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?' mockup

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

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"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

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'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.' mockup

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

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'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.' mockup

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

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'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!' mockup

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

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Lawyer's baby first word: whiplash! mockup

Lawyer's baby first word: whiplash!

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"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is." mockup

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

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'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...' mockup

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

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"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!" mockup

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

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'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.' mockup

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

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"Impartiality becomes you."

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'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.' mockup

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

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'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.' mockup

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

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"We, the jury, award the plaintiffs 100 trillion dollars - just because."

"We, the jury, award the plaintiffs 100 trillion dollars - just because." mockup

"We, the jury, award the plaintiffs 100 trillion dollars - just because."

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'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.' mockup

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

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Counsel examining witness

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'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.' mockup

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

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"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

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