Legacy Leaver Gifts

"And I being of sound find authorise that my entire stock of kryptonite be distributed amongst the citizens of Planet Zug.."

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

R.I.P. Jim Dandy Top sales rep 2005-2014

Michael Jackson

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Hillary Clinton

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'One day son, all of this will be yours. Provided we can swing the McNulty Hart deal that is. '

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'I inherited therefore I am'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

Would you run through that again? On. Off.

"Sorry, Dad."

Psychiatry. My dad doesn't appreciate how hard it is to follow in his footsteps

"If it isn't E mc2!"

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

"It's been half an hour. I'm jumping back in."

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

How Presidential Eulogies Influence Future Funerals

Nelson Mandela